I am a self professed turkey talk translator. Recently, I answered the question- “what would turkeys say if they could talk?”
Any other turkey communication pros out there? Add to this list in the comment section below!
If turkeys – the dog of the bird world- could speak our language- they’d surely say this…
First and foremost…
“Please don’t eat me for thanksgiving or Christmas.”
Prologue-
I am a turkey breeder. And I rescue factory farmed turkeys, as I am able to. So one thing is for sure- I know turkeys. I mean, really, really know turkeys.
This may surprise you- but turkeys do speak our language. They learn what inflection is tied to what specific emotion and, like dogs, they have the ability to gauge their next action on their humans reaction, if you will. So, to return the kind gesture of caring enough to learn a new language in order to successfully exist with a species outside of their own, I learned how to talk turkey. I speak their language. This became evident to me after several Instagram posts where people posted videos of their pet turkeys and followers inquired “what is this bird trying to communicate?” – and I was able to translate. I’m not talking about a generic one-size-fits-all, common sense stab in the dark, but rather very specifically translate what they are attempting to express to the human. (ie: this bird must have babies close by. Or my guess is you have a treat in your hand and he wants more) It turns out, each time, I was right on.
I spend incredible amounts of time with my birds. I’ve quite literally learned what they are trying to convey with their wide vocabulary of tweets and chirps and barks and gobbles and purrs. So when I was asked this question about translating turkey talk, I decided I can answer just as good as anyone else who is familiar with turkeys. Maybe better because my birds are pets and/ or exhibition quality only. So in other words, I give them the same regard that you would a family dog. They are bonded with me, and I with them.
So without further ado…
Turkeys usually try to convey the following 16 expressions and emotions with an urgency, and on a regular basis.
- Please give me more treats/ food that you know I like. (they tend to be fussy eaters)
- Please don’t hurt me. I’m afraid of what’s in your hand/ you.
- Please leave me alone.
- Please give me affection.
- Where are you?
- Please open the door and let me out.
- Please let me breed your leg, or the football, or one of the hens (girl turkey), or the shovel, or the basketball, or the feed scoop … you get the idea. Tom turkeys (males) have very high “drive” and will try to be intimate with any animate – or inanimate object. Although if you shut them down – you’re okay. They don’t get too human aggressive for the most part.
- Steer clear of my girl(s) (be they human or hen- mine protect me from unknown strangers and animals. They’d lay their life down to save me or the hens in a second- they’re very chivalrous!)
- Let’s run! (Mine are exersize daily and they love it when I run and they can follow- flapping their wings all the while).
- Look out! There’s a predator nearby or above! Take cover! STAT!
- Hey! There’s a sound we don’t know/ aren’t familiar with.
- Look at me strut my stuff. I’m so very handsome. Don’t you think? Of course you do! Who wouldn’t think I’m a looker?!
- What’s that in your hand?! Can I see it? Can I eat it? Can I bite it? Or grab it and run?
- Why are you running from me? I only want to play! Hey! Come back!
- Help! 911! Help! Hey human! Help! It’s an emergency! Hurry up! Please!
- And last but not least, they get very bonded or develop an obstinate and utter dislike to certain members of the rafter (a domestic flock) so some noises they make translate as “I’m going to whoop your butt” or on the other end of the spectrum, “where’s my friend?!?”
Bottom line?
These animals are magnificent thinking, feeling and loving beings- with a wide range of emotion. They are far from the stupid, better-off-dead worthless animals that the commercial turkey industry wants you to believe. If you knew to what degree, you’d skip the turkey on Thanksgiving.
If you’re skipping the turkey this holiday season, comment in the comment section designated below with the reason for this wonderful decision. It is our intent to spread the word about how these amazing birds should be #friendsnotfood and #petturkeys!